There’s been a lot of talk about Kratom lately, and I feel like after messing around with it for the past 5 years I should weigh in on what you can really expect from Kratom.
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Happy Hippo Herbals has the best Kratom I’ve ever used, and it is competitively priced.
The best thing about Happy Hippo is that their quality is head and shoulders above 99% of other vendors, so I don’t need as many grams to achieve the desired effects.
Believe it or not, most Kratom vendors are very hit or miss, with most being an abysmal miss.
When you find a good one, stick to them.
What Exactly Is Kratom?
Kratom, which also goes by the name Mitragyna Speciosa, is a plant that exclusively derives from Southeast Asia.
This plant is extremely unique in that it produces Opiate-like effects, without actually being an Opiate.
It is BY FAR safer than traditional Opiates, and it has been used for years by the people of Southeast Asia as a herbal wonder drug to relieve many different ailments, as well as to provide a vast array of amazing benefits.
Benefits Of Kratom/What To Expect
This plant is most well known for its’ amazing abilities to eliminate general/physical discomfort (or reduce it to tolerable levels).
It also provides the following amazing benefits:
- Reduced anxiety
- Helps people get off of Narcotics/Opiates
- Increased social freedom
- Increased productivity
- Increased motivation levels
- Greatly improved mood
- Can eliminate premature ejaculation
- Improved mental clarity
- Produces mild amounts of euphoria
- Suppresses appetite
- Reduces general/physical discomfort (as already mentioned)
It Does An Amazing Job Providing ALL Of These Benefits
Kratom Side Effects
- Harder to orgasm (actually a benefit for those who have difficulty lasting in bed)
- Dehydration (stay hydrated on Kratom, it will dehydrate you a bit)
- Sedative effects at very high doses, AKA it makes you drowsy and sleepy (you should never dose this high though anyways)
- Nausea (usually only if you aren’t used to it or you have too much)
- Tolerance will build up if you don’t take days off
Kratom Dosage Guidelines
When I first started playing around with Kratom quantities, I found that this was a pretty accurate assessment of what dose would equate to what effects:
2 – 4 grams = mild effects (Stimulant Effects)
4 – 6 grams = medium effects (Stimulant Effects or Sedative/Analgesic Effects)
6 – 8 grams = strong effects (Sedative/Analgesic Effects; Too strong for most people)
8 grams or Higher = very strong effects (Sedative/Analgesic Effects; NOT RECOMMENDED)
With the “stimulant effects” it is common to experience more of the motivation, increased productivity, improved mood, increased social freedom and sociability, and an increase in energy.
As you venture closer to the strong dosage ranges it becomes more evident that there is some desensitization to general discomfort (both physical and emotional), increased relaxation (with slower strains typically), and increased levels of euphoria.
Be advised that the above dosage chart is not applicable to extracts (which you shouldn’t use anyways as they will skyrocket your tolerance).
This chart is for Kratom leaves or powder.
Sensitivity to Kratom will vary from individual to individual so this guideline absolutely isn’t set in stone, but I find it generally is pretty accurate for most individuals.
Start with a small dose (2 grams is good), and assess from there, and only have more next time if you need it.
Do not start off trigger happy and slam 8 grams of Kratom, or you will probably end up with your head in a toilet puking and never know the magic that this stuff can provide you.
I remember all too well when my friend went on a date with a girl and dosed Kratom WAY too high for his first time, and he had to pull over at a gas station and go puke because he took way too much.
Be smart and responsible and you will have a much smoother experience than he did.
How To Measure Out Kratom Dosages
The biggest mistake I made when I first started trying Kratom was not having an accurate scale for measuring.
You need a very sensitive one that will notice small increments of even 0.01 grams being added or subtracted.
A typical food scale isn’t sensitive enough to pick this up, so I highly recommend you get a 0.01 gram sensitivity scale.
This is the one I use for Kratom and RU58841 powder, as it is EXTREMELY accurate.
You can get it here: American Weigh Digital Scale, 100g [0.01g sensitivity]
How To Take Kratom
While some people like to put it in their protein shakes, or make tea with it, or make their own Kratom capsules and pop them, I prefer the “toss and wash” method.
To perform the “toss and wash” I simply get a glass of water or another beverage, and then throw the Kratom into the back of my mouth, and then chase it down with the drink.
This is the most quick and painless way to take Kratom in my opinion.
Sipping a giant mixed Kratom drink didn’t work out too well for me…. But you will find out more about that later in the article.
Kratom is most potent when taken on an empty stomach, so try and avoid eating for a few hours before having any.
If I have just eaten, I will usually have to add another couple grams to my dose or else I won’t feel it.
How Long Does Kratom Take To Kick In And How Long Do Kratom Effects Last
I find that Kratom kicks in around the 30 minute mark, but if I have food in my stomach this is slowed down a bit.
It can take an hour to an hour and a half to kick in if you have a full stomach, and the effects will be less pronounced in my experience.
The effects typically lasts around 6 hours.
Don’t Buy Kratom Capsules
You will be charged an extremely high premium fee to have it in caps, and you could easily just buy a bunch of empty caps yourself and cap them at home for a much lower price.
You can get 1000 caps for next to nothing here: Empty Gelatin Capsules 0 Size -1000 Empty Capsules
Don’t Mix Several Strains Unless You Have Tested Them In Small Doses (You’ll Puke)
I had a horrible experience with this where I mixed 3 different strains into a giant shaker cup of Coke Zero.
Not only did it taste like complete butthole and take forever to finish, the 3 strains in the quantities I used clearly conflicted with each other and upset my stomach immensely.
I puked and couldn’t keep anything down for the rest of the day.
In short, don’t mix strains until you know how much you can handle of each individual strain.
Should You Rotate Strains/How Often You Can Use Kratom Safely
This part is debatable, as I know several veteran Kratom users who swear by the rotation method to avoid dependence, but coincidentally those are the same individuals who never come off of Kratom in the first place.
Of the few people I know who have stayed on Kratom every single day for years on end, but adopted a strain rotation protocol, they have managed to keep their tolerance relatively the same, but they are definitely mildly dependent on Kratom.
One friend of mine has major withdrawal symptoms every time he tries to do a washout to reset his tolerance, regardless if he rotates his strains or not.
Granted, I have never taken it every day, simply because I don’t feel like using Kratom every single day, but for those I know who need it to manage physical discomfort, stay off harsher Narcotics, or simply because it makes them feel good and far more productive, they have kept their tolerance very similar to their Day 1 tolerance by rotating between different Kratom strains.
My recommendation is to make your Kratom use a part-time deal.
Save it for when you need it most each week, and use it on those days.
Having it 1-2 days per week should be perfectly fine for keeping your tolerance in check, and avoiding any kind of dependency on it.
Difference Between Kratom Strains
Without delving too deep into this, basically there are fast, moderate, and slow strains.
Each strain provides different benefits based on their speed, with fast strains providing more energy, motivation social freedom and productivity, and slower strains being more relaxing and calming.
A good example of scenarios when it would be ideal for each strain to be used would be if you were going to a social gathering with your friends or a night on the town then a fast strain would be perfect, if you were studying or just lounging then a slow strain would be best, and if you were working or running errands then a moderate strain would be best.
Ultimately it will take some experimenting to find which strains on which side of the spectrum will be ideal for you individually in different scenarios.
For example, some of my friends actually prefer slow strains for going clubbing and partying even though it is completely contrary to what traditional recommendations would be for that scenario.
Strains aren’t labeled by their speed though, so it is up to you to figure out which strains are fast, moderate, and slow.
Luckily, this is fairly easy to do.
The easiest way to identify which strain is which speed is to check what country or province the strain derives from in Southeast Asia.
- Thai strains are usually fast (like Maeng Da)
- Indonesian strains are typically moderate
- Bali and Borneo strains are usually slow
Granted, there are some exceptions to this guideline, but for newbies this is the easiest way to identify the speeds of each one.
I recommend getting one strain of each speed (Thai, Indonesian, Bali and Borneo) to get your feet wet if you are a total newbie to Kratom, and assessing which speeds you like best and for what scenarios.
While there are general categories (fast, moderate and slow), there are strains that fall between one category and another on the spectrum of perceived speeds.
By that I mean you could have 1 Kratom strain that is blatantly fast, 1 strain that is moderate, and then another strain that is right in the middle between moderate and fast.
Trying to figure out what strains you should get for your specific needs can be near impossible for a newbie, so I added a chart below for you to reference in general what you can expect from each of Happy Hippo's Kratom strains:
Kratom Vendor Quality
There is a night and day difference between most vendors, and it isn’t absurd for me to assert that if you haven’t felt the positive effects of Kratom before after trying it, you more than likely have just been using some really crappy Kratom.
Kratom can be very hit or miss, so when you stock up, MAKE SURE you are using a reputable vendor. I’ve made the mistake of using some of the cheaper lower end brands in the past (or even some high priced nicely marketed Kratom), and I was always very disappointed.
Once you find a vendor that hits the nail on the head with their quality though, it is literally a night and day difference, and your world could very well start to change in a positive way very quickly and very profoundly.
My Recommended Kratom Vendor
Happy Hippo Herbals is competitively priced, but most importantly they have the highest quality Kratom in the industry.
There are plenty of fly by night companies, and countless other vendors peddling sub-par under dosed products, but you will not have to worry about that with these guys.
Because Kratom is relatively unknown, many individuals with bad experiences where they didn’t get any of the desired benefits from it actually were just using a sub-par product, and aren’t non-responders at all like they probably believe.
I remember when I first started messing around with Kratom I shopped around with 15+ different vendors, and when I finally hit a product that was accurately dosed, it was blatantly obvious how much of a night and day difference a good Kratom vendor is from a bad one.
Happy Hippo’s entire product lineup has equally high quality, and more importantly it is CONSISTENTLY high quality.